Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don’t Dry Announced

Larry is back! And going by the gaming media at large I am the only one that’s not absolutely appalled by the news. Sure, these games were never great by any means but they hold a certain level of nostalgia for me and I’m interested to see if they can at least better the last effort I played, “Leisure Suit Larry: Box Office Bust” on PS3.

Quick tip for developer CrazyBunch though. If you can’t make it good, make it easy… and stick a platinum on it. At least then you won’t lose money on the project. Also, maybe add some mention of the game to your website… or your twitter. Something.

The press release comes with a word from the great Larry, so I’ll leave you with that;

“Hey ladies, I’m back in business! My new adventure, Leisure Suit Larry – Wet dreams don’t dry, takes me – whatever the route or twist of fate – from the end of the ’80s directly to the 21st Century and wow, how the world has changed! While my view of the world and women from way back in the 1980s collides with modern reality harder than the breasts of a lusciously stacked blonde jogging along a beach, I’m all set to date my way across the modern world!

“In a point & click adventure I’d call typical for the genre we mutually experience how I fall head-over-heels in love with Faith, the hot-to-trot assistant to the boss at Prune, a technology enterprise successful worldwide. Since even dating is done digitally nowadays, the first thing I have to do is to work on my score at Timber, the totally hip, can’t-get-anywhere-without-it dating app where I date women, satisfy their needs, and accordingly pick up points for my Timber profile. And whenever I get a chance in between, always briefly check out a few new bikini pix at Instacrap – the 21st century is gnarly smill!”

Leisure Suit Larry: Wet Dreams Don’t Dry is set for release in Q4 2018. Don’t hold your breath for many hands on previews.

VdZe.

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